Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
They do so many legal briefs.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a famous turtle?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?