Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What might you call waking up in the morning?