Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
For educational porpoises.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What do fish use for glasses?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?