What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Flag football.
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?