Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What type of birds stay together forever?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do ducks have for lunch?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What car is the perfect size for mice?