Why was the dairy grumpy?
It was sour cream.
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What does an evil hen lay?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Why is grass so dangerous?