Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the dog overweight?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?