Why are teddy bears never hungry?
They are always stuffed.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Where are average things manufactured?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?