What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?