What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Which insect makes the best father?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's the loudest sport?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?