Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the bunny upset?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What is the most adorable season?
Why are goats so funny?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which animal will never go bald?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?