Why do trees have so many friends?
They branch out.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?