Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What did the sickly elevator say?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What kind of bow can't be tied?