Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
They were egg-cellently hidden!
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?