Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
When do mice play every day?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?