What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A har-VEST!
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where do horses reside?