What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How do you make a bear really angry?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.