What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
A momster.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why is money so stubborn?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are grandkids so great?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call octopus twins?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?