Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Ant-man.
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?