Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
It was a home run.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?