What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What school subject really rocks?