What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How does one gelatin greet another?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?