What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What tea do footballers drink?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What fish only swims at night?