What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?