What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?