What did the mother rope say to her child?
Don't be knotty.
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Surprise!!!!
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What's a forklift?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What sport can waiters play really well?