What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Steel-man.
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?