Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
Why are maps such great therapists?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What farm animal is best at karate?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why was the math book sad?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?