Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
In the p-ews.
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you compliment a cat?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a retired cowboy?