What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Mrs. Fields®.
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?