How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What is a mom's favorite game?