How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Toucans!
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the echo get detention?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
Why was the bee sad?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?