What's a horse's favorite car?
A Mustang.
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What should a lawyer always wear to court?