Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do cows make great bakers?
How is cat food sold?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What is blue and not heavy?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?