Why do people always trip on September 22?
It's the start of fall.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?