Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What is the strongest animal?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?