Why do rodents make the best runners?
Because life's a rat race.
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How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did March say to the madness?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Why did the duck cross the road?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?