What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?