What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What did the robot want for Christmas?