What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
How do you make a bandstand?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?