What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why are trees always so positive?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?