Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?