Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
To a granola bar!
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What is a spider's favorite book?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are winter days great?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?