What did the iceberg say to its dad?
You're the coolest!
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What animal loves Indian food?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?