Why was the chip acting so goofy?
He was a cheese-ball.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's the friendliest national park?
What fairy loves to count?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?