Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which fly makes films?
What's the opposite of irony?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why are books always so angry?