Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
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How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What animal has the most fun?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a snowman's dog?