What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do fleas travel?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What fairy loves to count?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?