What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
Granny Smith!
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do chips wear socks?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?