What do you call an arctic cow?
An eskimoo.
What nationality are most fish?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you give a sick pig?
What building always gets stains on it?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why can you never find the number nine?