Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What food is a man's best friend?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What tree has the most bark?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?