Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
He was a one-trick pony.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?