What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?