What do British people and golfers have in common?
They both love a good tea time.
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Which musician loves to make chili?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?