Where do logs like to go on hikes?
The woods.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?