What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
I'm not a bad putter.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why do people always trip on September 22?