What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
Why do math teachers love March?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Which musician loves to make chili?