Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
How do bears keep cool?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?