Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
His mom said he'd have to break the bank if he wanted to buy a sports car.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What bee is good for your health?