What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
A where wolf.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What fairy loves to count?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What did the mother rope say to her child?