What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What do bees say in the summer?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
How do fall and winter say hello?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What utensil does water use to eat?