What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
He became a rotten egg.
What did the snake name his daughter?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What says: oom oom oom?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?