If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Where do hamsters come from?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?