What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
So-fish-ticated.
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
How do you make a cow float?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do pigs tell jokes?