What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?