What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Thunderwear.
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Do you have the best ceiling?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
I like telling Dad jokes.