Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Because they're as thick as thieves!
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?