How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Because she has a lot of rings!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why do math teachers love hiking?