Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
She had hot wings!
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
