What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Cows.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What words make the best athletes?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
How do you raise a baby elephant?