Where do birds go to drink?
The crowbar.
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What color are all the books in the library?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?