What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do amoebas make calls?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do bees chew?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?