What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Your neigh-bor.
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Can February March?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is grass so dangerous?
Where do surfers go to school?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?