What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How did the toad die?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?