What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Bluegrass.
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Do dads always snore?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?