Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Where do actors go to pray?
It's Crowded!
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where do automobiles have picnics?