Why did the student eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
How do automobiles fly?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Which baseball player do fish root for?